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Santa's Schlong

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We couldn't help it...customers always get a good laugh out of the d*ck bombs we make each season. From HallowEENIES, to Bag Of D*cks, we cannot help but bring in something funny each season. This Christmas, Santa's Schlong's come painted...silver balls. Scented with intoxicating vanilla cashmere. 

Baking soda, Goats milk powder, Cream of tartar, Cornstarch, Coconut oil, Witch Hazel, Water, polysorbate 80, fragrance oil, mica powder, citric acid. 

Sodium bicarbonate, Capra Aegagrus Hircus, Potassium bitartate, cornstarch, Cocos Nucifera, H2O, Hamamelis virginiana, Polysorbate 80, Fragrance oils, mica powder, citric acid 

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